kenobi-wan-obi:

typing hood morning instead of good morning

  • gay boy: hey man you look good today
  • straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
  • straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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